John's at work and I'm doing some Internet shopping. I was browsing Target's site and happened to be looking at this dress, in walks Gracie and says, "You should get that dress. You'd look like Jesus."
Madi experienced her first irritating sales call yesterday and it cracked me up.
Phone rings. Madi darts across the kitchen for the phone....
Hello. (pause) Um. (pause) No. I don't know what you're saying. (long pause) You must have the wrong number 'cause that's not how you say our name. (pause) Here's my mom.
She looks at me and says, (sigh) "I don't know what they want, they're asking for a head-patch or something."
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